pissfreak:

glad that tumblr has started putting random ppls posts on my dashboard, love it, thanks for this exciting new feature, definitely want to see posts from people i dont follow, thats why i didnt follow them

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  • Me: I play Animal Crossing to relax
  • Cory: Relaxing? you're $600,000 in debt to a raccoon

rubennfigueiredo:

My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

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dogwithhat:

My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry

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demigrump:

Playing Animal Crossing like

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(Source: creppygrump, via mindcrossing)

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

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g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Source: milfhouse, via done)

emasturbating:

i already know how unpopular i am on this website i dont need a graph to tell me thanks

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muggleland:

i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test

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litahalford:

it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever

(Source: tylerbooreeze, via tittytittygangbang)